when parents think that calling you “lazy” is going to motivate you
Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL
SUMMONING IT’S SPAWN AND SHIT
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY…
WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED
WTH?! I see this creepy face opening it’s mouth O_O
why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.
captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman
wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
I can just imagine us here. Lying together, watching the falling rain, listening to nothing but its pitter patter and each others soft breathing. You would fall asleep and I would lie with my head in that perfect spot in between your neck and shoulder. Not a single thought would cross my mind other than the beautiful serenity and the beating of your heart.
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
Well I’ll be dimmadamned.